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Author:AP Publication:ESPN Date of Publication:4-5-10
 * Title: The Dukies are on Fire!

The Duke Blue Devils have done it! They won the NCAA Championship but it came down to a last second half court heave shot by Butler's Gordon Hayward which looked like it was going in but bounced out just barely. Leaving the final score 61-59 in Duke's favor, this gives Duke their fourth championship in school history. They had a really great year and desevered the win even though I would of loved to see the Butler Bulldog's pull it off in the end. I always love to see the under dog win. Peace out word to your mother. I would like to give a shout out to Vicky Wiley! WOOOO ow ow

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Title:Please don't take Ronald McDonald away! :*( Author:Madison Park Publication: CNN Date of Publication:3-30-10

This group of corporate watchdogs (douches) the same group that got rid of Joe Camel wants to get rid of Ronald McDonald from the McDonald's fast food enterprize. They say Ronald has been hooking kids on McDonald's unhealty foods for years now, I say Ronald is just there mascot he does'nt have that much influence to make the youngsters in this country obese. I mean come on next is Wendy's going to have to get rid of there icon Wendy for having to many ginger's and child melosters at there fast food resturants. These people are just trying to scurry up a retcus I mean if anything Ronald is a clown and kids are scared of clowns so booya! But McDonald's is staying strong and do not have plans to get rid of there mascot. And don't worry Hamburglar and Grimace are safe too. P.S. Grimace is my favorite.



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The rap sensation, Lil Wayne is off to jail for one year for having loaded guns on his tour bus. Weezy's rap carreer may be stoped at this moment but he said when he is in their he will still be creating raps so when he comes out he will have a whole stew of fresh raps. Lil Wayne had a farewell tour and also streamed videos saying good bye for now to all his fans. Weezy baby keep your head up you know your the best in the game. He be handelin the game so long his thumb's bruised. Drag his name through the mud it will come out clean. uhhhh im ill not sick. peace homies Wakon Out! Its been real lagite see ya on the flip side drizzles.

Title:Free tax return for you Nets' fans; if their are any lol Author:AP Publication:Fox Sports Date of Publication:3-2-2010

Sorry to all you Nets' fans but your team is just awful, winning only 6 games this season and has a shot for the NBA record for fewest wins in a single season. But wait for the few Nets' fans still out there I have good news with a purchase of a ticket you will now get a free tax return! If you attend the game against the visiting Orlando Magic you will recieve a coupon for your free tax return through Roni Deutch Tax Return but you must be a resident of New Jearsey and also 18 or older. But tell me this which would you rather do, pay for your own tax return of sit through a Nets game. I am just telling you I personaly do not like either of those choices. Peace Love and Spandex Wakon Out!

Title:Superman's dbut sells for $1M Author:Jake Coyle Publication:AP Entertainment Date of Publication:2-22-2010

The very first superman comic book sells for a eye-popping one million dollars. It is the 1938 edition of the Action Comics No. 1, it has superman lifting a car on it's front cover. It was considered the cream of the crop of all comic books! It was sold from a private owner to private buyer, neither released there names, probably because the buyer was embarresed to obmit that he spent that much on a comic book. What a nerd! It was originally only 10 cents, who knew back then that it would be worth a million dollars. I personaly think it was Matt Oliver because he would do something like this and not want anybody to know about it. HAHAHAHA ;) naw just playin

Title:Big Baby Author:William West Publication:KWGN-TV Denver Date of Publication:2010

A new elephant baby is born! After a long 22 month pregnancy, "Baby" arrives on Janurary 16, 2010. Melbourne Zoo's new Asian elephant named Baby went on display to the public for the first time on February 10, 2010. Baby is only the second elephant born in Australia and the first one born from successful artificial insemination. I do not blame the mother elephant for wanting artificial insemination, dude elephants are quite large if you know what I mean. ;) Awwww she is so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!**
 * I want her!**

Author:Mark Memmott Publication:NPR new's blog Date of Publication:2-8-2010
 * Title:"Miss me Yet?"

This is not a internet trick this is for real. There is a billboard along I-35 near Wyoming, Minnesota with a huge photo of former president George W. Bush and this question: "Miss Me Yet?"At first glance, it would seem to be from some person or group who isn't thrilled by President Barack Obama's performance so far -- unless it's a more ironic message from those who didn't think too much of Bush and want to remind voters about him. The billboard was paid for by a small group of buisness owners who think Washington is against them. My personal opinion, I think this is just for humor and not trying to bash are former president Obama.**



Author: Publication:News RSS Date of Publication:1-30-10
 * Title:"The Flying Tomato"

Response: One is sweet, two's even better, but three golds in three years at the Winter X Games? It's unheard of, literally. Until Shaun stomped his run in the Men's SuperPipe, nobody had ever won back-to-back-to-back golds. But uncorking the now infamous Double McTwist 12, Shaun wasn't all that fazed by history."It's been a wild night for me," said Shaun at the bottom of the pipe. "Hitting my head didn't help anything, I've been seeing stars all night long," he added, referring to a helmet-popping, skull-rattling wipeout during a practice run not more than an hour before he took center stage.Obviously the newly unveiled McTwist was the talk of town. "I knew in my mind that I wanted to do it, no matter what happened even if I was in first," said Shaun. "That trick's just a beast of its own. I don't know, somedays are just tougher than others, I guess. I was glad to put it down tonight." Shaun White is the man, he dominates every time he is one the slopes. I bow before his greatness. I wish I had a full head of flowing red locks I would so get the chicks then!**

Author:Christie D'Zurilla Publication:Los Angeles Times Date of Publication:1-23-2010**
 * Title:Gary Coleman Arrested


 * Response: Police were called to the former child actor's home on a report of domestic diturbance, but no evidence of a crime was found. He was taken into custody, however, because of an outstanding failure-to-appear warrant from 2009.And it's** **not the first time** **the police have been called to Gary's place; his wife, Shannon Price, was** **taken in last year** **and charged with misdemeanor domestic violence and disorderly conduct. Gary straighten up your act people idol you. I just have one thing to say to you What were you thinking about Willis!**



Author:Associated Press Publication:ESPN Date of Publication:Janurary 18, 2010
 * Title:Kansas State brings down number one Texas

Response: Kansas State holds off the number one Texas Longhorns giving them there first loss. I am a Texas fan and i was greatly dissapointed that they could not pull this one out. The Kansas States players played with alot of emotion and the Longhorns could not match it also Fred Bramlage Colisum was crazy loud. The Wildcats deserved the win but i will stay true to my Longhorns. HOOK EM' HORNS!**